Your Source for the Demented Dregs
from Mentally Strange Individuals




We, at Twisted Crapola, are very, very sensitive. So, please, please, please write us a nice letter or call us or fax us. (Smiley face faxes are nice.) And, oh, boy, should you send us an e-mail letter, we’ll feel really special!

(Editor’s Note: Never mind all that. These staff writers are a bunch of idiots.)

Real World Contact


Twisted Crapola



P.O. Box 80249, Canton, OH 44708



E-mail Addresses


Edward Fortman:

Bridgette Duffy:




Social Media

(Editor’s Note: Most of the links were fixed! And they work! It‘s amazing what the staff, here, will do when you carry a dramatically stained pike into work one day.)









P E R M I S S I O N S   F O R   U S E
Occasionally, we will post comments, good, bad or funny, either in the free samples of the books or on the home page of the Web site, in order to present a well-rounded critique of the books. And, of course, we enjoy a bit of humor. As such, we have a few questions:
May we use your name, as written below?
(For information, please consult our Privacy Notice, below.)
Yes       No
May we use your comments, or portions of them, as we choose?
(They shall be used appropriately, without insult to you, gentle reader.)
Yes       No

Y O U R   M O S T   E X C E P T I O N A L L Y   A S T U T E   I N P U T
U S E R   N A M E
(As stated above, any name you choose will be fine,
whether it’s a real name, nickname, fake name, or even no name.)




Privacy Notice
(The Official version.)


Any information you enter into this site will not be kept, stored, or saved onto disk unless you choose that we are allowed to do so, in which case, such information will be saved for an indefinite amount of time. Indefinite, here, means undefined rather than infinite; once we expand the site to include comments, retail sales and other such areas that require form input, we will define how long we’ll retain your information, should you allow us to do so.

We will honor this by including a check box on most Web site forms that, when checked, will indicate your permission for us to retain your information. The only area of this Web site that will not include this check box will be the Comments sections, as all comments will be available for any reader to enjoy. But, in keeping with the idea behind this Privacy Notice, you will not be required to enter any personally identifiable information in order to grace us with your comments, thoughts and opinions.

In short, you choose, not us, whether or not we retain your data.

The only exception to this is if you should place an order for any of the items that will become available on this Web site. And, we will only save or pass your information on to others for the purposes of confirming payment and assuring shipment of any goods purchased.

Once any order is complete, we will purge all of your data from our system once the order has been completed to your satisfaction, unless you request otherwise.

With Twisted Crapola, your information belongs to you. Your privacy belongs to you. You, yourself, own these things. And, shame on us, should we violate your trust.

Privacy Notice
(An Important Addendum.)


We, at Twisted Crapola, cannot and will not take responsibility for what other retailers, shipping companies, credit organizations (such as credit card companies, credit reporting agencies, or any other type of credit organization), electronic check companies, or any other agency or organization involved in any financial (or otherwise) transaction regarding Twisted Crapola products, may do with your information, once they receive it as part of an order, whether or not an order was placed by a third party on your behalf.

Also, Twisted Crapola products, such as e-books and, in the future, other unrelated items, are available for order through Internet retailers who may use your information in unforeseen ways. So, since Twisted Crapola cannot control such information, we assume no responsibility for its use.